Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
"they’re becoming self aware" the fathers mutter amongst themselves at the dad counsel. "we must do something!" yells a grandfather. "the time is upon us!" yells another.
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time
oh my fuckng go d
#more like hell no cause your face gives me a heart attack
benedict cumberbatch, how the fuck are you even real.
I’ve had it with white people
I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’
Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing
this is like the less dangerous version of infomercial
I played this in Uni the other day and the guy behind me flung himself off his chair and into the wall
did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did
but the real question is has nemo found himself